
- We hired Big Jim as our bachelorette party stripper. What a mistake! Big Jim drank all of our beer and then he just sat around complaining about how much his head hurt. We finally had to kick him out. It wasn't easy because he is such a fatass.
Jessica Vilnius, Ferndale Michigan

- I finally had to fire Big Jim because no one would sit near the stage. It was too bad because whenever he worked, the bachelorette party customers sure did drink alot.
Teon Sujak of ChippenTeon's

- Big Jim was great at our winter carnival. We needed a bachelorette party stripper and all of those hairless types don't like to work in the cold. Jim is perfect though because he has both back hair and a layer of fat to keep him warm. We'll hire him again unless there are more lawsuits.
Matt Reisner, Ferndale MI

- The best part was when we dared Big Jim to put an entire pizza in his mouth. He kept it all in there for quite a while. He was the wildest bachelorette party stripper ever.
Allyson Raines, Royal Oak, Michigan

- Instead of dollars, Big Jim insisted we tip him only in "Go-go tacquitos".
Barb Craig, Huntington Woods, MI

- Big Jim asked the bride-to-be if she wanted the full husband treatment. When she said she did, he made her run to the kitchen to "get me a beer sweetheart".
Deb Dropping, Royal Oak, MI


- I live in Toledo, so to hire Big Jim I had to promise to let him sleep on the couch. He was a perfect gentleman but when he left an entire loaf of wonder bread was missing and a big glob of hair was clogging the shower drain.
Toni Packo, Toledo OH

- I was kind of desperate because there are no bachelorette party stripper services in my area. Big Jim agreed to come out which was great. Everything went well but he did smell kind of musty.
Joni Sims, Northville Michigan

- Vascetomy my ass! Big Jim you lying sack of crap
Name Witheld,

- Big Jim why won't you return my calls. I want you to come back and put on a private show this time.
Celia Watanabe, 1-800-809-0610

- It didn't work out too well. Mainly because Big Jim brought his stripper music on an 8-track tape.
For more bachelorette party planning information and for decorations and favors for your Bachelorette Party you might want to visit Bachelorette.com.